Q:"Why are they topless?" John looked at Sherlock in disbelieve. He had no idea how they ended up in a gay club, but surely the detective was not that naive. Sherlock noticed his gaze and sighed impatiently. "Don't be stupid, John. But if they wanted to have intercourse they could just ask each other. No need to subtle walk around half naked." He was annoyed at the lack of practically. His next words were said with a smirk: "Besides you don't even need to undress for sex, if I recall correctly."
Q:Sherlock rolled out of bed, walked into the bathroom and hopped in a shower. After drying off he left the towel on the floor and went into the kitchen to source himself some tea. "You might at least have the decency to put some clothes on," Mycroft lectured his baby brother, "at least Greg is still upstairs asleep. I can only imagine what his reaction would have been." "Why is Lestrade upstairs? And why are you here this early in the morning?" Sherlock asked. "We spent the night, with John."
Q:He hadn't seen the blow coming. It was far too dark and he had been running like mad. The criminal ahead of him was a murderer and he was about to get away. Sherlock didn't know where John went but he didn't care, he was focused on catching that man. As he passed an alleyway he slumped to the ground as he was whacked in the face with the butt of a rifle. Dazed, he looked to his attacker. A familiar face met his. "Anderson?" "The name is Moran." And Sherlock's world went black.
AAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUS!!!!!!!! \o/
Q:Sherlock and John each grabbed onto one of Greg's legs and held on for dear life. "Boys, I have to go to work. I'll lose my job if I don't," Greg told them. "Please stay, please," the boys begged him. "I really wish I could stay, I want to stay, but I can't," Greg said again trying to pry Sherlock's arms off his left leg. "But why?" the boys whined. "I'll be back to pick you up after work. I'm sure your Uncles have a fun day planned for you." "Ok," they relented letting go of him, "bye dad."
#Fargo teaser No 10—Dryer. Watch the show on FX starting April 15th.
Q:"JOHN!" Sherlock shouted, "IT'S CHRISTMAS JOHN! LESTRADE FOUND US A SERIAL KILLER!" "I can't go," John told him from the doorframe of his bedroom, "I have to do my taxes." "Really?" Sherlock said surprised, "I thought Mycroft took care of yours too." "Your brother does your taxes?" John asked puzzled. "Of course he does, he takes care of Mrs. Hudson's taxes too," Sherlock said gathering John's tax info and sticking it in an envelope, "we can drop by his office on our way to the crime scene."
PFFT ohMyGoshSherlock! LOL you can’t just dump that on Mycroft that’s Rude! hahahahaha~♥
I love when I hear about taxes. But sad that people have to pay others to do it for them.
yeeeah I cant afford to pay people to do that for me… I do get over a thousand back this year tho \o/ *happy* its going to a new laptop cause mine is super fucked up, very frustrating when it closes while im in the middle of drawing something hahahaha :F