Q:"John, there's something I need you to know," Sherlock says one evening before bed, "I think about you when I masturbate." John says nothing and eventually goes to bed but later when Sherlock is having his evening wank John shows up and takes Sherlock's cock in his hand. "I think about you too," John whispers and Sherlock comes immediately.
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Q:"You have a tattoo," Sherlock said surprised. "Yeah, I figured you deduced it ages ago," John replied. "Nope, is it just the one?" Sherlock asked. "No, I've got quite a few," John told him grinning wickedly, "care to guess where they are and what they look like?" Sherlock spent the next hour deducing and uncovering all of John's tattoos save one. "One left, you can only see it under a black light," John told him. It was over his heart and it read "Could be dangerous. SH"
Q:"John why are you naked?" Sherlock asked. "It's an experiment," John grinned. "And what is the purpose of this experiment?" Sherlock asked. "I'm going to tell you something and then see if my nakedness and subsequent actions influence what you do next," John replied. "Ok," Sherlock told him. "I think about you when I masturbate," John said quickly and than began stroking himself on the sofa. Sherlock managed to resist the urge to jump him for a full thirty seconds before giving into his need.
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Q:John received a disturbing text from Sherlock, took the afternoon off making sure to pick up the requested pizza on his way home. "John!" A five year old Sherlock exclaimed and jumped into the army doctors arms. "What happened?" John asked. "Experiment," little Sherlock giggled and then proceeded to dump the same substance on John's head. "Not funny!" John scolded him as he put Sherlock down and braced himself for the inevitable. "You make a cute kid," Sherlock said hugging his friend.
Q:oh my gosh I am in major need of some fluffy Johnlock fanfics!! can you or your followers help me out? :D
idk if you want smutty or not…i read a lot of smut…
anyone else have any good Fluff for a friend in need?
SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTING:archiveofourown.org/wor…
FKDJAAL;FJKDL;A HOLY CRAP THATS CUTE!!!~♥
((also just FYI it is complete with just the one chapter))