No shit, Sherlock.
Q:Greg bounded up the stairs to 221b with big news, "boys, it's official," he said waiving the divorce papers, "I bought lube and condoms so we can celebrate with lots and lots of sex! Mr. and Mrs. Holmes I'm so sorry I had no idea you were here. Please forgive me." Sherlock and John just stood there looking mortified their eyes darting between Lestrade and Sherlock's parents on the sofa. "Congratulations Gregory, I hear that ex of yours was a real bitch," Mummy said smiling.
OH …My… GGGgggg hahahahahahahahahaha poor Greg!! XD
Q:"John! It's Christmas John! Sex Christmas not actual Christmas or murder Christmas! Sex Christmas!" Sherlock shouted as he bound up the stairs. "What is sex Christmas, exactly?" John asked. "I ordered sex toys online and they've finally arrived! To the bedroom!" Sherlock commanded him. John only caught a glance at Sherlock before he disappeared into the bedroom but he could have sworn Sherlock was carrying two very large boxes. Sex Christmas indeed.
SEX CHRIESTMAS!!! \o/~♥
Q:"Sherlock you'd better not be in the middle of some experiment because the second I get up these stairs I'm going to fuck you so hard that you'll forget your own name," John shouted before bounding up the stairs while removing his jumper and shirt. "Did you not hear me?" John asked when Sherlock met him at the top of the stairs. "Mummy is here," Sherlock told him. "I'm just gonna go back downstairs and maybe take a walk to the florist," John replied. "I think that would be a good idea..."
OH MY GOSH!!! XD
Q:"Sherlock..." John said cautiously, "what are you doing with that honey?" "I'm going to slather it on my cock and then ask you to remove it using only your tongue. I'm hoping you'll bring me to orgasm in the process," Sherlock told him, "why are you suddenly bright red John? You can't possibly be embarrassed you've done much dirtier things to me with your tongue." "Sherlock, your parents just heard that," John hissed. "Don't worry John we had quite an adventurous sex life when we were young..."
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