Q:Mycroft Holmes woke up at the crack of dawn and came downstairs to find his brother had made him his morning cup of tea. "I take it you want something so get on with it," Mycroft said to his brother. "Every time John compliments me I get an erection," Sherlock told him. "I'm not sure I see the problem," Mycroft replied taking a sip of his tea. "I don't see it as a problem either I just wanted you to confirm that it wasn't one. Thank you Mycroft," Sherlock said before leaving.
BAHAHAHAHAHAA omg Sherlock *shakes head*Lol ~♥
Q:"John Watson what the hell is wrong with you!" Anthea shouted. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry it's just apparently I've got a thing for deductions and it doesn't matter who's making them," John said embarrassed. "Seriously? That's odd, I assumed you would have gotten that out of your system ages ago. How do you ever get anything done?" Anthea replied sympathetically. "You too?" John asked looking for confirmation. "Twice a day everyday the first six months I worked for Mycroft," Anthea said with a smile.
BAHAHAHAA!!! Perfection! ~♥
Q:John found himself sporting an erection after reading over his latest blog post. "You've got to be kidding me," he said to himself and got up to head to the bathroom to take care of business. When he returned he found Sherlock sitting in his usual chair looking smug. "It appears that deductions in any form will cause you to get aroused," Sherlock observed. "As far as I know yes, that's what's happening. Now get over here and take care of this," John said unzipping his trousers.
Pffft!! OMG John hahahahaa getting off on your own blog posts, Best! ~♥
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